Friday, December 23, 2011

COMMENT IF U THINK ITS SAD

*PHONE CALL
Boy: Hey babe
Girl: Hey
Boy: Why didnt you come to school today?
Girl: Oh, I had a doctors appointment
Boy: Is everything okay?
Girl: Yeah, can I ask you something?
Boy: Sure, you can ask me anything?
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course i do, I would give the world to you
Girl: How much do you care for me?
Boy: I would jump in front of a bullet for you. Is something wrong?
Girl: No everything is fine, well I got to clean up my room
Boy: Okay, bye babe
Girl: Bye. Ill see you tomorrow
Boy: Okay
*NEXT DAY,AT SCHOOL IN THE HALL WAY
Boy: Dude, have you seen my girlfriend?
Friend: No i havent seen her for 2 days bro.
Boy: Okay thanks
Friend: Are you okay?
Boy: Just great
Friend: Okay bye i got to go to chemistry
Boy: I got art
Friend: K see ya
Boy: See ya
*PHONE CALL
Girl: Hello?
Boy: Its me. Why didnt you come today?
Girl: Doctor ~cough~
Boy: Are you okay?
Girl: Yes im fine ~cries~
Boy: Whats wrong?
Girl: I hate to say this but...im breaking up with you
Boy: WHAT?!?!?!
Girl: Bye ~hangs up phone~
Boy: YOU CANT DO THIS ~cries~
*2 WEEKS AFTER AT SCHOOL IN LUNCH
Friend: Dude did you hear?
Boy: About?
Friend: Your girlfriend is in the hospital
Boy: WHAT?!?
Friend: Ill break this down nice and slowly YOUR....GIRLFREND....IS....IN....THE....HOSPITAL
Boy: Im not slow
Friend: You sure?
Boy: Shut up, which hospital?
Friend: Coney Island Hospital
Boy: Thanks I have to go see her now
Friend: Wow have fun skipping
Boy: SHUT UP
*AT THE HOSPITAL
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED?
Girl: Why are you here?
Boy: Because I wanted to see you
Girl: Please leave
Boy: Im not leaving until you tell me whats wrong
Girl: I have cancer and i broke up with you because I didnt want to hurt you I also didnt come to school becuase I only had 2 weeks left to live
Boy: Why didnt you tell me before?
Girl: BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO HURT YOU NOW LEAVE
Boy: NOO I WANNA BE WITH YOU
Girl: WELL YOU CANT MY TIME ENDS TONIGHT HOW ARE YOU GONNA BE WITH ME?HUH? YOU TELL ME? GO LIVE YOUR LIFE I DNT CARE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
Boy: I will never leave you alone, I love you ~runs out hospital~
*2 DAYS AFTER THE BOY IS FOUND DEAD WITH A KNIFE IN ONE HAND AND A NOTE IN THE OTHER, THE NOTE SAYS:
Dear Family,
I said I would die for her and thats exactly what I did. I love her and I cant live without her. Im sorry.


*IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY DNT JUS SIT DERE N KEEP IT 2 URSELF BC WHN THT PERSON IS GONE ALL YOU GONNA DO IS HATE URSELF FOR NOT TELLING THEM YOU LOVE THEM. CONFESSING IS NOT SUCH A BAD THING IT ACTUALLY SAFES YOU. THINK ABOUT IT.

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